Things that change when you have a baby:
You'd rather buy a plastic tricycle than those shoes that you've been dying to have.
You discover an inner strength you never thought you had.
You no longer rely on a clock — your baby now sets your schedule.
You give parents with a screaming child an 'I-know-the-feeling' look instead of a 'Can't-they-shut-him-up?' one.
You take the time for one more hug and kiss even if it means you'll be late.
You learn that taking a shower is a luxury.
Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. In fact, they please you.(Hooray for poop!)
You'd rather buy a plastic tricycle than those shoes that you've been dying to have.
You discover an inner strength you never thought you had.
You no longer rely on a clock — your baby now sets your schedule.
You give parents with a screaming child an 'I-know-the-feeling' look instead of a 'Can't-they-shut-him-up?' one.
You take the time for one more hug and kiss even if it means you'll be late.
You learn that taking a shower is a luxury.
Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. In fact, they please you.(Hooray for poop!)
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